Facebook - the original main outlet for Sammy Sosa's
Playhouse.While this website is now the main medium, we will
support the Facebook page continuously with content more suited
to that medium; we will also repost this site's content over
Playhouse Patreon- Sammy Sosa's Playhouse will keep going
with or without donations. Any spare cash you can throw our way
is appreciated and will help the site to produce more content,
more frequently, and in a wider variety.
SAMMY SOSA LINKS
Pinterest - Mandatory observation for all Playhouse readers.
Sammy Sosa has a Pinterest consisting of photos of him wearing a
yellow sweater and striking poses in his penthouse. Each photo
is captioned "Sammy Sosa. Yes, the real Sammy Sosa, and this is
Sammy Sosa's Flickr - Sammy's Pinterst became somewhat
underground-mainstream, but his Flickr is even better, despite
its obscurity being a consequence of Sammy Sosa being the only
person ever to use Flickr. It has every Pinterest picture in
excessively high resolutions (ever wanted to count Sammy's
stubble, here you can), and there's more pictures from the
Yellow Sweater photoshoot where his poses are onky slightly
different but were given a separate upload anyway. Every picture
is captioned "Sammy Sosa", including pictures of people and
objects that are not Sammy Sosa.
Sammy Sosa is
Communist! - The contents of this awesome AngelFire site are
not canon to Sammy Sosa's Playhouse, but it is a spiritual
predecessor to The Playhouse in its combination of convoluted
Sammy Sammy Sosa politicization content and its 90s web design,
by virtue of literally being a 90s site,
An Oral History of the 1998 Home Run Chase - this fantastic
ClickHole content is absolutely canon to The Playhouse. We don't
know how to describe it, but if the line "“Sammy Sosa, you
are a peacock like me! The secret of your birth…is horrible!
Your life…a hideous deception! And now…I die.” doesn't entice
you to read it, we don't know what will.